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His Third Day
Nov. 19th, 2014 08:49 pm[Public]
Attention, please. Attention, everyone. I am about to make a momentous announcement.
Y'see, while I do have an absolutely giant, superhuman-sized brain, and know just about everything there is to know about everything I care to know about, the example of young Mr. Lahey yesterday has brought to my attention that there are... in fact... some things I do not know.
[Barge, you have no idea how hard that was for him to say.]
More to the point, a lifetime of dealing in human medicine has prepared me for a lot of things, but not necessarily this. [He holds up a blood vial: the liquid inside is black and viscous, like the stuff leaking from Isaac's neck the day before.] And it occurs to me that while I am marvelously equipped to tend to the humans on board, I could use a... consult or two... on the ways of xenobiology.
The point is: if you are a vampire, werewolf, vampwolf, werepire, cyborg, alien -- the nonhuman kind, not the border-crossing kind -- mummy, monster, talking cat, or otherwise other, please come by and fill me in on your particular freaky-deakyness so we can treat you when you stumble in here with a gaping neck wound or similar ailment.
Now, some of you have already been proactive about this, and I appreciate that. The rest of you, get the Goddamn hell up here, or you're getting whatever blood I find lying around. [Not really. Probably. Definitely! Probably.]
( Filtered to infirmary staff )
( Private to Morgana Pendragon )
( Spam for Souji/Open Spam )
Attention, please. Attention, everyone. I am about to make a momentous announcement.
Y'see, while I do have an absolutely giant, superhuman-sized brain, and know just about everything there is to know about everything I care to know about, the example of young Mr. Lahey yesterday has brought to my attention that there are... in fact... some things I do not know.
[Barge, you have no idea how hard that was for him to say.]
More to the point, a lifetime of dealing in human medicine has prepared me for a lot of things, but not necessarily this. [He holds up a blood vial: the liquid inside is black and viscous, like the stuff leaking from Isaac's neck the day before.] And it occurs to me that while I am marvelously equipped to tend to the humans on board, I could use a... consult or two... on the ways of xenobiology.
The point is: if you are a vampire, werewolf, vampwolf, werepire, cyborg, alien -- the nonhuman kind, not the border-crossing kind -- mummy, monster, talking cat, or otherwise other, please come by and fill me in on your particular freaky-deakyness so we can treat you when you stumble in here with a gaping neck wound or similar ailment.
Now, some of you have already been proactive about this, and I appreciate that. The rest of you, get the Goddamn hell up here, or you're getting whatever blood I find lying around. [Not really. Probably. Definitely! Probably.]
( Filtered to infirmary staff )
( Private to Morgana Pendragon )
( Spam for Souji/Open Spam )
